The rugrat had a friend spend the night last night and I heard them talking about easter:
Friend: What is easter anyway? I mean, what's it for?
RR: It's when jesus was born, or when he died, I can't remember which.
Friend: Oh. I thought it had something to do with bunnies.
15 cadbury eggs in 15 minutes...I could've easily beat this dude, hands down, two to one: